GHOST WALK (hardcover and paperback)

Posted in Book Announcements on July 23rd, 2008 by Brian

The hardcover of Ghost Walk is now up for pre-order. It is limited to 300 signed and numbered copies. You can reserve your copy by clicking here.

The paperback of Ghost Walk will be available next week wherever books are sold. You can order it online by clicking here.

Ghost Walk is a semi-sequel to Dark Hollow. You do not have to read the first book to understand this book, but doing so will increase your enjoyment. Ghost Walk takes place a few years after the climactic events of Dark Hollow. LeHorn’s Hollow is now the site of a new Halloween Attraction, and something dark is stirring within the woods—something that makes Hylinius seem like a Disney cartoon. Ghost Walk features the return of Adam Senft, introduces a new character named Levi Stoltzfus (the Amish Repairman Jack), and unveils pretty much everything about the Labyrinth, the Thirteen, and how all of these books are linked together.

CANADA APPEARANCE CANCELLED–Not My Fault

Posted in Appearances on July 22nd, 2008 by Brian

I was scheduled to sign for three days at the Leisure Books table at next month’s Festival of Fear in Canada. However, today Leisure said, “Due to unforeseen circumstances, we must very reluctantly withdraw from our attendance at this year’s Festival of Fear.”

I don’t know what that means, either. What I do know is that it leaves me without someone to pay my travel or hotel room, and more importantly, leaves me without a place to sign books. And since I was an official Festival of Fear guest three years ago, it wouldn’t be right for me to go to them and say, “Hey, make me a guest again” at the last minute.

So, long story short—I won’t be in Canada next month. And it’s not my fault this time.

I will, however, be in these places.

 

Contest Reminder

Posted in Random Crap on July 22nd, 2008 by Brian

Courtesy of Horror World, if you can answer these ten simple questions, you could win a free, autographed copy of Ghost Walk. (No purchase necessary to enter).

Return To LeHorn’s Hollow

Posted in Book Announcements on July 21st, 2008 by Brian

Ghost Walk (the semi-sequel to Dark Hollow) won’t be in bookstores until next week (the 29th). However, Amazon began shipping copies to pre-order customers over the weekend. If you order it from them now, you can get it a week before everyone else. Ghost Walk features the return of Adam Senft, the complete skinny on the Labyrinth and the Thirteen, and introduces Levi Stoltzfus, the Amish Repairman Jack. Buy one for someone you love.

Also, copies of Terminal: The Play are almost gone. If you purchase Terminal: The Play from Horror Mall, you get a free chapbook called Stone Tears, which ties in to Dark Hollow and Ghost Walk.

Weekend Update

Posted in Weekend Updates on July 18th, 2008 by Brian

If you’re just joining us, here’s what you missed this week.

Previously, on Brian Keene.com…

The first chapter of the free e-serial (Deluge: The Conqueror Worms II) was posted.

Bryan Smith and James Newman were less-than-pleased with my depiction of them in my introduction to Alethea Kontis’s Beauty & Dynamite.

Noigeloverlord was promoted to leader of the Western Pennsylvania F.U.K.U. after he got the cover to Running With the Devil tattooed on his arm (along with a F.U.K.U. logo).

The cover to Dead of Night: Devil Slayer #1 was released.

Maurice Broaddus failed.

The official Dead of Night: Devil Slayer release party was announced.

Deluge: The Conqueror Worms II (Chapter 1)

Posted in Deluge: The Conqueror Worms II, Friday Freebie on July 18th, 2008 by Brian

“Why are we stopping?”

Kevin pointed through the truck’s rain-streaked windshield. “There’s a worm in the road.”

At first, Sarah didn’t see it. The downpour severely limited their visibility. But then she spotted a flash of movement amidst the rain—an elongated, gray and white form, glistening with slime and mud. The creature was easily the size of a large dog, but much longer. Its body stretched across the gravel lane, digging furrows in the road. Neither its front nor hind end were visible. The worm seemed oblivious to the idling pick-up truck. Or maybe it just didn’t care.

Maybe it had already eaten.

“Run it over,” she said.

“Are you kidding? Look at the size of that thing. If we hit it, this old truck is liable to—”

“Run it over,” Sarah insisted. “We sit here any longer and…”

She didn’t finish the sentence. She didn’t have to. They both knew what would most likely happen to them if they didn’t keep moving.

Gripping the steering wheel, Kevin stomped the accelerator to the floor. The truck’s engine sputtered and groaned, and then the old vehicle lurched forward, splashing through puddles. The tires rolled up over the creature, and both of them were jostled around the cab. Sarah’s head banged hard against the passenger’s window and a seat spring poked Kevin right between his shoulder blades. Old country and bluegrass cassette tapes tumbled out of a compartment under the dashboard and clattered at their feet. The tires spun, losing traction, and for a moment they thought they were stuck. But then the truck shot ahead. The back-end fishtailed, but Kevin regained control before they ran into a ditch.

Sarah glanced in the rear view mirror, and wiped the condensation off the glass. The moisture felt cool on her fingertips.

“Did we kill it?” Kevin asked.

“Sort of.”

Sarah shuddered. Their passage had sliced the worm into three pieces. Each segment was still wriggling. Beyond the carcass, she spotted the feint outline of Teddy’s house, barely visible through the fog. She couldn’t be sure, but it looked like the building was sliding down into the sodden ground.

“We should go back.”

Kevin rubbed his whiskered face with one hand. “First you want me to floor it. Now you want to go back.”

“They’re old, Kevin!”

“And they’ve both got more balls and guts than you and I put together. There is no doubt in my mind that they can kick that thing’s ass. We’re gonna do like we promised them. We keep going, and meet up with them at the ranger station when it’s all over.”

“But what if they—”

“Sarah, listen to me. Okay? Forget about the rains and the worms, and just listen for a minute. Teddy and Carl are risking their lives to save ours, just like they did during World War Two. We have to respect their wishes. That’s why people called them the greatest generation. They’re doing this for us.”

Her response was barely a whisper. “I know.”

The rain drummed against the roof of the cab.

“They’ll be fine,” Kevin said. “I feel it in my heart. You’ll see.”

He was lying. Maybe to make her feel better or maybe just to make himself feel better, but either way, Kevin was lying. Sarah knew it, and she knew that he knew it, too. Before the two of them had fled in Teddy’s beaten-up truck, Carl had been lugging around a kerosene heater. He and Teddy intended to turn it into some kind of homemade bomb to use on the Godzilla-sized worm in Teddy’s basement. (Crazy old Earl had called the creature Behemoth). The old men’s plan was reckless and insane, and if the situation hadn’t been so absolutely terrifying, she might have found the idea comical.

“We’re leaving them behind. Oh God, Kevin—we’re really doing it, aren’t we?”

“No. I promise you. If we get to the rendezvous, and they don’t arrive, we’ll come back for them. Okay?”

She nodded, biting her lip. “Okay.”

The windshield wipers beat a steady, monotonous rhythm. The rain kept streaming. The ditches on each side of the road were full of rushing, brown water, and large puddles were forming in the fields.

“This will be flooded pretty soon,” Kevin said.”

Nodding again, Sarah blinked away tears.

Neither of them spoke again until they’d reached the end of the lane.

“Which way?” Kevin asked.

Sarah searched her memory, recounting Teddy’s instructions. “Hang a right. Keep on going until we run out of road. When that happens, we’ll be at Bald Knob. Then we should see the big forest ranger tower.”

“And what if we don’t?”

“Then we’re fucked.”

“Jesus, Sarah. Way to stay optimistic.”

Kevin drove slowly, hunched over the wheel and staring out into the murk. A scratchy Tammy Wynette tape played on the stereo. Sarah ejected the cassette and tossed it onto the floor with the rest of them. The radio was still on, but no sound came from the speakers. Not even static.

There was only an empty, dead silence.

Sighing again, Sarah turned the radio off.

“It doesn’t really matter anyway, Kevin. The truth is, we’re probably fucked no matter what we do.”

“Yeah,” he agreed. “We probably are.”

Sarah glanced out the window. “This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang or a whimper, but with a second Great Flood.”

The murk deepened as they drove into the deluge.

Sex and Flying Meat

Posted in Book Announcements on July 17th, 2008 by Brian

Random excerpts from “Sex and Flying Meat” (my lengthy introduction to Alethea Kontis’ BEAUTY & DYNAMITE, which you can buy here for just fifteen bucks).

Excerpt #1: Bryan Smith wandered the hotel hallways clad only in a purprle feather boa and humming unreleased Guns N’ Roses songs. Sherrilyn Kenyon and Glen Cook started an impromptu country line dance in the elevator. Deborah LeBlanc downed fifty-seven shots of tequila and decided it would be a good idea to run for President of the HWA. James Newman sat in a potted plant, sobbing uncontrollably, distraught over the fact that he couldn’t grow a pubic hair mullet. It was a bad scene, man.

Excerpt #2: “Sweet fucking Jesus, Joe,” I shouted. “Tom Piccirilli is married, too. What the hell’s he doing at this orgy?” “Maybe he drank cough syrup again,” Big Joe suggested. “Remember in Phoenix, when Pic chugged Nyquil and became convinced he was a bologna sandwich and wanted people to eat him?”

Except #3: “Is he talking to us?” Alethea whispered. “Let’s pretend he isn’t,” I said. “If we ignore him, maybe he’ll sing another verse of Kumbaya.” He responded by throwing a meatloaf at us.

There’s a lot more, but if you want to read the whole thing, you’ll have to buy the book.

Running With the Devil–Forever

Posted in Book Announcements on July 16th, 2008 by Brian

Brian Keene.com message board regular Noigeloverlord is getting Gak’s cover art to Running With the Devil tattooed on himself tomorrow, along with the F.U.K.U. (Fans ‘Uv Keene United) logo. This news seemed like a good way to tell you that the book is now out of print, and both Horror Mall and Overlook Connection are down to their last few copies. (HM has less than 10, in fact). This is truly the last chance you’ll ever have to buy this book at cover price.

Meanwhile, here’s what Noige’s back will look like tomorrow.

Behold

Posted in Book Announcements on July 15th, 2008 by Brian

The cover to Dead of Night: Devil Slayer #1

Time is running out to pre-order your copy. There are two ways to do that. You can order it directly from your friendly neighborhood comic shop by giving them this info: Diamond Order Code: July082368, Page 81 of Marvel Previews #59 (July for books shipping in September). Or, if you don’t have a comic shop near you, you can pre-order it by clicking HERE.

Deadline Doom

Posted in Writing Updates on July 14th, 2008 by Brian

Last week was fun. Hung out with Mike, Mikey and Coop. Visited an old Navy buddy. Visited with Meghan. Tomorrow, Jim and Bonnie Moore will stop in on their way to Necon. Lot’s of good times spent with good friends. I feel re-charged and reinvigorated. Ready to deal with the madness.

Unfortunately, I’m up against some deadlines, too. The script for the second issue of Dead of Night: Devil Slayer is due by Friday morning. “Halves” must be finished by Friday, too. Plus, I need to make progress on two novellas and the final draft of Urban Gothic.

Therefore, I’ll be scarce over the next week. If you need to keep in touch, watch the Live Mutterings over there on the sidebar.

See you on the other side.

Posted in Random Crap on July 13th, 2008 by Brian

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DEAD OF NIGHT: DEVIL SLAYER OFFICIAL RELEASE PARTY

Posted in Appearances on July 12th, 2008 by Brian

What: Official Release Party for Dead of Night: Devil Slayer #1

When: Saturday, September 6th, 1pm to 4pm

Where: Comix Connection, York, PA

If you’re coming from out of town, you can get a room at this Holiday Inn, which is right across from Comix Connection.

There will be copies of Dead of Night: Devil Slayer #1, Brian Keene’s Fear (by Nate Southard), Hellboy: Oddest Jobs (which features my story “Salamander Blues”), Kill Whitey, The Rising: Selected Scenes From The End of the World, Ghost Walk, and much, much more. There will also be cake. After the party, we will all move to the bar at the hotel and continue the celebration.

Shipping Updates

Posted in Book Announcements on July 11th, 2008 by Brian

The hardcover of Earthworm Gods: Selected Scenes From the End of the World (a short story collection set in the world of The Conqueror Worms) has shipped.

The trade paperback of The Rising: Selected Scenes From the End of the World (a short story collection set in the world of The Rising and City of the Dead) has shipped.

The Rising audiobook should be shipping very soon.

The trade paperback of Clickers II: The Next Wave ships at the end of this month.

The mass market paperback of Ghost Walk will be in stores the first week of August.

The first issue of Dead of Night: Devil Slayer will be in comic stores the first week of September.

Movie Updates

Posted in Musings on July 10th, 2008 by Brian

Nimble Pictures has extended the option on Terminal. The film is now officially in development.

Jeff Heimbuch  reports that casting has been completed for the short film adaptation of “The Ties That Bind”.

That’s all I have for you today. Coop, Mike, and Mikey were here until the wee hours. I consumed way too much Knob Creek and would like to go to sleep now. Unfortunately, there are important things afoot today. Sleep is but a memory, like summers spent riding bikes all over creation or Land of the Lost before it became a Will Ferrell remake vehicle.

Reason #4,822 Why Warren Ellis Is God

Posted in Musings on July 9th, 2008 by Brian

Here is wisdom, excerpted from this morning’s Bad Signal (which is the only thing I look forward to in my email box each day. Well, that and emails from people who want to give me money):

“Facebook fucked around with their friend-request management tools so much that it just became impossible to use properly. At least, impossible if I wanted to just have a few actual friends on there. If I reopen it, I’ll just have to turn it into another ”add everyone who asks” place, making it functionally useless for me.

The future of actual workable “social networking” would seem to me right now to be in small private hubs, most of which are run on Fight Club rules.

As fun as the big systems can be, I think it’ll be those small hubs that generate actual “scenes” — like-minded people growing strange things in the dark.”

And you know what? He’s right. He’s always right. That’s why Come In Alone by Warren Ellis is the book I recommend to people who want suggestions on books about writing (along with Dick Laymon’s A Writer’s Tale, Tom Piccirilli’s Welcome To Hell, and David Morrell’s Lessons From A Lifetime Of Writing).

Seriously. If you want to write for a living, you should be reading these.